Never jokes
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
Memes
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!
Have you heard about kids with AIDS?
It never gets old.
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.
And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!