Never jokes
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?"
"No."
"Have you always been honest?"
"No, never been caught!"
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
Memes
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.