Never jokes
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. "That's my stepladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"