Never jokes
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
Me: *watching TV*
Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!
Me: Really?
Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.
And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!