Never jokes
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
saddest youtube comment :(
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."