Never jokes
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. "That's my stepladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
saddest youtube comment :(
It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.