Never jokes
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.
And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
Memes
Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!
Have you heard about kids with AIDS?
It never gets old.
Neona (π): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (π): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (π): Agreed!
Me: *watching TV*
Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!
Me: Really?
Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.