Never jokes

Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?

The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.

Why do orphans have no sense of humor?

I guess they've never heard a dad joke.

Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.

Why do orphans live on buses?

They never have a home to stop at.

Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"

Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?

Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.

I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.

How many emos does it take to fix a light?

I don't know because they never came down.

Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.

Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?

A. They never get old.

Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?

'Cause their dad never came back with it.

Me and my friend roasting each other.

Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.

Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.

Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?

Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!

Neona (😁): Agreed!

(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?

Kid 2: Never leave home without it.

Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!

Have you heard about kids with AIDS?

It never gets old.

Me: *watching TV*

Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!

Me: Really?

Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.

Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.

Mom: I made you.

Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?

Because they were triplets!