Never jokes
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Looks like he never charged up fully.
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
A special quote:
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
A man is on his death sentence, and he gets to choose his last meal.
He asks his guard for a McDonald's Ice Cream, and lives a very long life. They never found a working machine.
My grandmother said goodnight...
She never said good morning.
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.
If your parents never had children, chances are, you won't either.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party, and at the party, one of her friends poops their pants.
When Sally finds out, she yells, “I never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....