Never jokes
A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs.
He asks her why she is crying, and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her, then jogs away.
The next day, he finds her crying again, and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.
On the third day, the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up and throws her in the pond, telling her, "You're fucked now!"
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
They told me I could never be an actor.
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
So I had a friend who was an orphan, and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.
This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
What's an upside of being an orphan?
You'll never get grounded again.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
Girl: "...I like you... do you like me back?"
Me: "Nope."
Girl: *is depressed* "Oh okay...."
Me: "You never said \"love\"".
Girl: "Oh! well do you love me?"
Me: "Frick no."
I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
What present can a pimp always buy his hoes to both show how much he thinks of them and know they can never get enough of?
Condoms!