What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
Daddy
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
Stephen Hawkings is sooo lucky to go to heave- Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
me:your ugly.. person:im not your mirror.... me:i never told you to be my mirror:p
A police man once said I will never forget 9/11 I said I hope not that’s your phone number
My wife is like a mirror
I can never look at it
A man died and went to heaven, everytime you cheat you get a worse car, the first man cheated 5 times he got a jeep, the second man cheat 3 times he got a BMW, the third man never cheated he got a Lamborghini, the second man saw the third man sad he said "why are you sad" the third man said "I saw my wife with a scooter".
I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "this lemonade tastes like bleach..."
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair? Young Boy Never Walk again
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist? He never learned to mix the colors
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for 20$ an hour.