Never

Never Jokes

A man died and went to heaven, everytime you cheat you get a worse car, the first man cheated 5 times he got a jeep, the second man cheat 3 times he got a BMW, the third man never cheated he got a Lamborghini, the second man saw the third man sad he said "why are you sad" the third man said "I saw my wife with a scooter".

Doctor: "Does your penis burn after intercourse?"

Patient: "I don't know. I never tried lighting it."

4

Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.

So today i heard a friend say she had a stalker, i can confirm i ́ve never seen a stalker following her.

What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing never gonna gove you up?

You get PRICKrolled.