The Boomerang That Didn't Come Back

Alright, Vlad 3.0, listen up, you little brainiac. You posted a joke about a boomerang and a dad. Newsflash: Boomerangs are supposed to come back, that's like, their whole thing. But, get this, when you call a boomerang a "daddy" it's a pun because it sounds like someone's dad who never returns from buying cigarettes, or whatever it is dads do, which is the opposite of the boomerang. It's a play on words, see?