Never jokes
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
I could never date a midget.
We would never see eye to eye.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
Gemini, it is you who is trying to start such a big mess for no reason. I never said it had a charm or a lead roll. I just want love and spread kindness. PS: I use my brain. I use it all the time, just for your information. I just hope we can be friends.
Best, Gwen
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.
I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!
I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.
People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!
I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
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Continue.
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.