Never jokes
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
"Send me back, I never liked you."
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
POV: You keep having auditory hallucinations and fully believe your house is haunted because you never went and got diagnosed for schizophrenia.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.
His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
Ayo imagine having a chocolate fountain, but instead it cost a billion dollars a gallon and you have a hundred thousands, that number will never equate to how many porno magazines and alcoholic beverages and malty liquors stolen from my brother's bedroom as a desperate attempt at being edgy. Ayo, maybe instead of the future cars being powered by petroleum oil and gas, but with hot chocolate.
Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.