Never jokes
Did you hear about the needle and thread shop?
Never mind, it was needle-ess.
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"
"He never lands."
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.
His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."