Why is the sea salty?
Because the land never waves back.
Why is the sea salty?
Because the land never waves back.
Alright, listen up, you genius. You're the type of person who probably thinks a potato is a vegetable and not a lifestyle. So, here it is: The joke is a pun. Saltiness is a literal thing for the sea. But waving back is a figurative thing. The joke uses the two meanings of "wave" to make a silly connection.
Comments (80)
Cosmo idk
@girlkisser @mal
KittyCatt
?
Cosmo idk
I saw enough
KittyCatt
mk?
KittyCatt
and
mal♡
omfg
KittyCatt
mom
KittyCatt
I dindt mean and like
KittyCatt
in a bad wat
KittyCatt
I mneant like
KittyCatt
contuinie
mal♡
mk
Cosmo idk
I'm sorry i didn't pay attention to you when when you posted that picture
Cosmo idk
First off I'll put that down
Cosmo idk
Okay?
KittyCatt
its fine.
Cosmo idk
.
Cosmo idk
You just can't do this shit.
KittyCatt
im not hurting myself.
mal♡
this is the issue
Cosmo idk
Well smoking weed ain't helping yourself either
mal♡
youre only thinking about yourself in this moment
mal♡
what about the people around you
mal♡
what about you in the future once you realize how much time youre wasting
mal♡
life is too short for this bullshit
mal♡
its fucking ridiculous
Cosmo idk
Right
mal♡
like im sorry but like no
mal♡
this is the world charlie
mal♡
and it sucks
mal♡
and you cant just turn everything off whenever you want
mal♡
thats no way to live
mal♡
thats not how you heal
mal♡
thats not how you make a good future for yourself
mal♡
its not a solution to anything
Cosmo idk
Exactly
mal♡
all it does is waste the very little time that you have
mal♡
and ik it seems like you have so fucking long but it goes so fast
Cosmo idk
You only have one life
Cosmo idk
Use it
mal♡
there is no time to waste not giving a shit
KittyCatt
I don't want to heal
mal♡
and if this is how you want to use the time you have im not condoning it and i wont be a part of it.
mal♡
oh stop it
mal♡
stop bullshitting
mal♡
just stop
Cosmo idk
God's looking over you but he leaves the choices in your hand
mal♡
this is exactly what i thought a few years back
Cosmo idk
I've used that lyric multiple times over and over.
mal♡
and the time i spent not caring is time i will never get back
mal♡
so, as i said, if this is the path youre taking im not staying here to watch it
Cosmo idk
Charlie we're watching over you but you need to actually let up try to help.
mal♡
im not going to hang around while you throw your life away
KittyCatt
wow.
Cosmo idk
Hurts, doesn't it?
mal♡
dont wow me.
mal♡
think about someone else how about
mal♡
maybe think about how this impacts me
mal♡
watching you throw away every fucking effort ive put in trying to help you
mal♡
if you dont give a shit then whats the point
Cosmo idk
We've invested countless hours into you, Charlie.
Cosmo idk
We love you a lot.
KittyCatt
I'll be back when I'm ready to talk
mal♡
i cant completely drain myself for someone who wont even try.
Cosmo idk
That'll never change
Cosmo idk
Charlie. I'm here for when you come back. Let mal have her break. She's really stressed
mal♡
im not stressed
KittyCatt
tag me on a joke cosmo.
mal♡
im done being completely disregarded
mal♡
im fucking pissed
Cosmo idk
Mal if i could cban you now i would. You need a break
mal♡
you can fucking bet im taking a break
mal♡
im not doing this
Cosmo idk
Then stop cussing me out.
mal♡
im not cussing you out im js cussing
mal♡
anyway im out
Cosmo idk
Okay. Gn
Cosmo idk
Sweet dreams
mal♡
thanks
mal♡
gn