Why is the sea salty?
Because the land never waves back.
Why is the sea salty?
Because the land never waves back.
Alright, listen up, you genius. You're the type of person who probably thinks a potato is a vegetable and not a lifestyle. So, here it is: The joke is a pun. Saltiness is a literal thing for the sea. But waving back is a figurative thing. The joke uses the two meanings of "wave" to make a silly connection.
Comments (80)
Cosmo idk
@girlkisser @mal
Orlaith
?
Cosmo idk
I saw enough
Orlaith
mk?
Orlaith
and
Anonymous
omfg
Orlaith
mom
Orlaith
I dindt mean and like
Orlaith
in a bad wat
Orlaith
I mneant like
Orlaith
contuinie
Anonymous
mk
Cosmo idk
I'm sorry i didn't pay attention to you when when you posted that picture
Cosmo idk
First off I'll put that down
Cosmo idk
Okay?
Orlaith
its fine.
Cosmo idk
.
Cosmo idk
You just can't do this shit.
Orlaith
im not hurting myself.
Anonymous
this is the issue
Cosmo idk
Well smoking weed ain't helping yourself either
Anonymous
youre only thinking about yourself in this moment
Anonymous
what about the people around you
Anonymous
what about you in the future once you realize how much time youre wasting
Anonymous
life is too short for this bullshit
Anonymous
its fucking ridiculous
Cosmo idk
Right
Anonymous
like im sorry but like no
Anonymous
this is the world charlie
Anonymous
and it sucks
Anonymous
and you cant just turn everything off whenever you want
Anonymous
thats no way to live
Anonymous
thats not how you heal
Anonymous
thats not how you make a good future for yourself
Anonymous
its not a solution to anything
Cosmo idk
Exactly
Anonymous
all it does is waste the very little time that you have
Anonymous
and ik it seems like you have so fucking long but it goes so fast
Cosmo idk
You only have one life
Cosmo idk
Use it
Anonymous
there is no time to waste not giving a shit
Orlaith
I don't want to heal
Anonymous
and if this is how you want to use the time you have im not condoning it and i wont be a part of it.
Anonymous
oh stop it
Anonymous
stop bullshitting
Anonymous
just stop
Cosmo idk
God's looking over you but he leaves the choices in your hand
Anonymous
this is exactly what i thought a few years back
Cosmo idk
I've used that lyric multiple times over and over.
Anonymous
and the time i spent not caring is time i will never get back
Anonymous
so, as i said, if this is the path youre taking im not staying here to watch it
Cosmo idk
Charlie we're watching over you but you need to actually let up try to help.
Anonymous
im not going to hang around while you throw your life away
Orlaith
wow.
Cosmo idk
Hurts, doesn't it?
Anonymous
dont wow me.
Anonymous
think about someone else how about
Anonymous
maybe think about how this impacts me
Anonymous
watching you throw away every fucking effort ive put in trying to help you
Anonymous
if you dont give a shit then whats the point
Cosmo idk
We've invested countless hours into you, Charlie.
Cosmo idk
We love you a lot.
Orlaith
I'll be back when I'm ready to talk
Anonymous
i cant completely drain myself for someone who wont even try.
Cosmo idk
That'll never change
Cosmo idk
Charlie. I'm here for when you come back. Let mal have her break. She's really stressed
Anonymous
im not stressed
Orlaith
tag me on a joke cosmo.
Anonymous
im done being completely disregarded
Anonymous
im fucking pissed
Cosmo idk
Mal if i could cban you now i would. You need a break
Anonymous
you can fucking bet im taking a break
Anonymous
im not doing this
Cosmo idk
Then stop cussing me out.
Anonymous
im not cussing you out im js cussing
Anonymous
anyway im out
Cosmo idk
Okay. Gn
Cosmo idk
Sweet dreams
Anonymous
thanks
Anonymous
gn