Always Jokes

I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging

"I hate going to weddings, because the old lady next to you always whispers in your ear, 'You're next.' So I started doing the same to them at funerals, 'You're next.'"

roses are red violets are blue if you ever feel alone i'm always watching you

Are you suicide, cause you're always on my mind

Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.

My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy" - One of the thousands of missing children

Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents we're taken so her shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: Can I play with your bellybutton my mom always let's me when we camp. So the teacher says: Sure 5 minutes later the teacher says: Woah Woah Woah that's not my bellybutton! Little Johnny says: Woah Woah Woah thats not my finger.

As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.

What does a relationship and suicide have in common?

I always fail on committing

Are you depression 'cause you're always on my mind~

best friend makes 9/11 joke

you: hey my dad was inside the tower

best friend: im sorry

you: I always knew he was a great pilot

A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "your adopted" the sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"

Why is Santa always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.

You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it's worth-it-less

Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?

Because they aren't family!

I don't like the word gun

Whenever I say it people always get triggered