My therapist told me to write angry letters to those that upset me and never send them. He is really going to hate the letter he never gets.
I've been hit by several things in my life. Sadly, never a car.
So we were working with a new client at work and my boss farts, he said "a little gas never killed anyone
Never attempt to foreshadow your own death you may end up regretting it, you can chop me up and throw me in the fridge if i’m wrong.
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance and I'm tired of it. Today I push him out of his wheelchair.
I'm so mad I got arrested for rape even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute but how was I supposed to know she never told me.
Where can u never take an orphan to dinner?
Family restaurants
So I got asked why I suddenly started wearing a beret and I said, well you never know when you need to pick a lock
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it freethrow, because he will never sink it.
I never get school shooting jokes. Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience
I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..
I now suffer from anxiety aND depression :\
How did the man with no arms commit suicide? We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with there dad than there mom?
They already know that there dad is gonna get " Milk " and never return
it's not funny to joke about orphans, without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Girls are like valcanoes.
You never know when they will erupt.
Sir, I mustache you a question... Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.
i just wanted to say to never let go of family they are everything never let anyone walk all over you and if you are with me like this quote
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot
But he nailed that mountain
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
