So I got asked why I suddenly started wearing a beret and I said, well you never know when you need to pick a lock
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it freethrow, because he will never sink it.
I never get school shooting jokes. Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience
I've been hit by several things in my life. Sadly, never a car.
i just wanted to say to never let go of family they are everything never let anyone walk all over you and if you are with me like this quote
I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..
I now suffer from anxiety aND depression :\
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with there dad than there mom?
They already know that there dad is gonna get " Milk " and never return
it's not funny to joke about orphans, without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
so there was this girl on the street that had no arms or legs that said hey sir i've never been fucked before will you do the honors and fuck me, so I threw her in the ocean and said well your fucked now.
This is a poem my younger sister when she was three, recited to a crowd and I will never forget it. It is very short though.
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
Girls are like valcanoes.
You never know when they will erupt.
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot
But he nailed that mountain
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
Daddy
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
me:your ugly.. person:im not your mirror.... me:i never told you to be my mirror:p
Stephen Hawkings is sooo lucky to go to heave- Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
A police man once said I will never forget 9/11 I said I hope not that’s your phone number
Some say Stephen Hawkins was a genius but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him? not now I have a headache
