Never jokes
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend, so I fucked her. Turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about.
And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her, but this time it was her identical triplet. There are 3 of them...
AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
What's black and never works?
Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard!
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "every time someone lies, it ticks once. Mother Teresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, "Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion?
I've never seen the inside of a mansion.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.
My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2.
He never talks about it.