My jokes

What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?

Where's My Water?

Today; worst day ever.

My annoying sibling got hit by a train, and I lost my job as a conductor.

I have an account at the website Memedroid.

My name is J0K35FromWJE.

Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).

I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).

Ok here's your joke now...

What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?

"Can I have a pizza that ass?"

My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?

What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?

I would never put a canoe in my garage.

Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.

I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.

Mum finds out child cheats in math test.

Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."

Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"

You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?

I like my women like I like my steak...

Bloody.

Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.

My brother when he sees a girl.

So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.

Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.

Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...

Me people call me emo.

Older cousin: Why?

Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.

Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?

I was diagnosed with a terminal disease. The doctor says my days are numbered.

Now I'm terrified of airports.

I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.

My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.