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How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
Stab it twenty three times.
Friends are like penguins.
If you stab a penguin, they die.
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i just found out my ex got stabbed today....lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
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There is a man in the hospital the power went out and the man was stabbed to death, there are three witnesses, the nurse who was with another patient, the doctor who was reading some paperwork, and The Who was at the vending machine, who killed the man? The mom did because you can’t use a vending machine when the powers out!
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Mary's mother was a good person why did she die? -because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade
What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?
a stab wound
Knife to meet u all!
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard...
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
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What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
PorkChopped
hah got em (i guess)
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Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor bastard.
Someone in London is stabbed every two minutes. Poor guy.
