"And then I said, \"Knife to meet you.\""
"You stabbed my brother!"
"It's okay, I'm in stable condition!"
Listen here, you chucklehead, you posted this! A "knife to meet you" is a pun, see? It sounds like "nice to meet you." The dude stabbed someone, and now they're saying they're in "stable condition," which is a pun because they are literally stable since they did the stabbing. They used a pun in a dark situation.