Knife To Meet You

  • "And then I said, \"Knife to meet you.\""

    "You stabbed my brother!"

    "It's okay, I'm in stable condition!"

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen here, you chucklehead, you posted this! A "knife to meet you" is a pun, see? It sounds like "nice to meet you." The dude stabbed someone, and now they're saying they're in "stable condition," which is a pun because they are literally stable since they did the stabbing. They used a pun in a dark situation.

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