Creepy Anniversary Dinner Ruined by Public Outcry

I was out to dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 47, had many people shouting at me and calling me a creep.

It really ruined our 10th anniversary.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you human. So, you're telling a story about how people called you a creep for dating a young woman? It's a dark one because you're making a joke about a weird age gap relationship and pretending that the dinner was an anniversary celebration to hide the fact that you're old and creepy. Not funny.

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