What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.
I tried to catch yodeling, but he evolved to yodingalig.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
Justin Bieber
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to MIX UP some BEATS
My wife asked me to please quit singing "Wonderwall" in the shower.
I said, "Maybe."
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
