Music jokes
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
Ur mom is emo.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.