Music jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Rip Juice WRLD.