Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
Music Jokes
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada du energy
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada ah ah ah ah ah BOP
....energy
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
- Hey, are you single?
- No, I'm album.
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
