Music jokes
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
Memes
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
Remember 2000? It was scary.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
Rip Juice WRLD.
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."