Music jokes
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
Who's Lil John?
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
Memes
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.