Music jokes
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
Remember 2000? It was scary.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.