Music jokes
Ur mom is emo.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
Memes
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
Remember 2000? It was scary.
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.