Music jokes
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
Memes
Who's Lil John?
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
Ur mom is emo.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
Remember 2000? It was scary.