Music

Music jokes

Pop

    • I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!

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    • Career

    • So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.

    Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.

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    • Music memes

    Lesson

    • I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.

    KA-DOOM-CHA!

    Skeleton

    • A funny joke scenario.

    Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

    Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.

    Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.

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    • Lie Detector

    • Me: I been up all night, no sleep--

    The lie detector I didn’t know I had: Lie.

    Me: stfu! I’m just singing!

    Lie detector: You literally listen to music all the time... you almost don’t even sleep!

    Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID TOU SAY IT’S A LIE, WHEN I SAID I DIDN’T SLEEP?!

    Lie detector: It’s 3:00 AM in 8 minutes, you usually close your eyes to sleep when it’s 5:00 AM... You get waken up at 7:00 AM... you only sleep two hours......