Music jokes
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
Ur mom is emo.