What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
Music Jokes
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS!
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
