Music jokes
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
Memes
Super Relateable
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!