Music jokes
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!