Music jokes
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!