Music jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"