Music jokes
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep?
Sing a koala-by.
I have a trombone.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....