Music jokes

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.

What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?

RAP-TORS.

What's a rapper's favorite type of car?

A RAPMOBILE!

Why did the rapper go to the pet store?

To buy a dog for his bark tracks!

What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?

Captain Rhyme.

What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.

It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.

Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?

Because their car ran out of RHYME.

Why did the rapper become a tailor?

Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.

Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.

What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.

Why did the rapper become a barber?

To trim his verses.

What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?

"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"

Why did the rapper become a plumber?

Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!

Why did the rapper go to school?

To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!

What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?

Lil Drip.

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he knew how to mix up some beats!

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?

To drop some LEAD.

I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.

Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.

Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.