When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
