Music jokes

Rip Juice WRLD.

What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎

What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?

Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."

What do super fancy music conductors wear?

A Louis baton.

What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?

Flexin’.

What do you call a funny rapper?

A PUN-ISHER!

What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?

A LYRICAL COOK!

What's got 9 arms and sucks?

Def Leppard.

Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?

They're still hanging.

What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?

"There's a great singer inside of you."

What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?

One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."

Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?

He made a hit and run!

I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.

Why did Elsa's dog run away?

Because she let it go!

Who's Lil John?

Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?

Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha

How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?

You cut the rope.

What do you call a group of emos?

A cutting board.

Ur mom is emo.