What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
Music Jokes
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
