Music jokes
"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
Dababy
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
Rip Juice WRLD.
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."