Music jokes
"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
Dababy
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
Ur mom is emo.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
What is the best la?
A koa-la!