Music jokes
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
Dababy
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
Rip Juice WRLD.
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA