Music jokes
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
Dababy
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
Rip Juice WRLD.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!