Music jokes
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
He sing, he dance, he he.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered A minor (get it, like the chord A minor)?
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"