Music jokes
Ur mom is emo.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
Who's Lil John?
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
Memes
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.