Music jokes
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
Ur mom is emo.
Memes
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
Remember 2000? It was scary.