Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
How do rappers greet each other?
With a HIGH FIVE and a MIC DROP
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
