Music jokes
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
Remember 2000? It was scary.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
Who's Lil John?
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎