Music jokes
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
Memes
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.