Music jokes
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.