Music jokes
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
Who's Lil John?
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.