Music jokes
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Memes
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
Rip Juice WRLD.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.