Music jokes
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
What do you call a group of Emos?
Suicide squad.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?
There’s a stairway to heaven.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
What is a cow's favorite move? -- The sound of moooosic.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!