Music jokes
Remember 2000? It was scary.
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
Who's Lil John?
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.