Music jokes
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Rip Juice WRLD.
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
Memes
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada du energy
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada ah ah ah ah ah BOP
....energy
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
- Hey, are you single?
- No, I'm album.
I guess you can say he xxxpired.