Music jokes
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
Memes
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...