Conductor jokes
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
riding (DYM 145).
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Today; worst day ever.
My annoying sibling got hit by a train, and I lost my job as a conductor.
Which train is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.