Morbid jokes
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window, and jumps out.
I like my woman like I like my coffee: in a big sack on top of a donkey.
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
A morbid joke would be what's going on in my mind.
I was remembering the time when I lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best idea, especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.
A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...
What does this mean? 👊🥩
What did the egg say to the tuna?
Little Johnny meets Big Suzy.
Little Johnny and Big Suzy got together.
Little Johnny still regrets getting together with her to this very day.
The end.
Good afternoon. My name is Russell, and I am a wilderness explorer of Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses she missed very much.
She told her, "Hey, long time no see."
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
Have you ever said no? Did they keep going?
A kid is watching TV and sees an ad about adopting an animal. He then turns to his mother and says, “Do we have to adopt a donkey?” “No,” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it... we adopted you.”
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
What's Adam's biggest fear?
Andy with a belt.
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?
Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?