Morbid jokes
What do Nemo and my dad have in common?
They both can't be found.
So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.
So um uh I like people who like people who like people.
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!
I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
No one has my back like my dad.
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
My therapist said, "Time heals all wounds," so I cut her.
What is the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
About 140 calories.
Make a wish.
Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.
Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!
Rowan
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.
Dick.