Morbid jokes
So um uh I like people who like people who like people.
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
No one has my back like my dad.
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
Make a wish.
Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.
Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!
Rowan
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.
Dick.
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
Was ist der Lieblingssport eines Deutschen?