Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
Morbid Jokes
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.
If your parachute fails midair, remember, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?
Make a wish.
Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.
Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!
Rowan
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
Dick.
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
Was ist der Lieblingssport eines Deutschen?
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Sun: Hi, I am the sun! I want to warm you up......
Human: :D
Sun: I want to BuRn you.........
Human: .......
Sun: I want to...... KILL...... you.....
Human: I should be going now.
Sun: LET ME KILL YOU!
Human: *Screams his last sound*
Hi, I'm cool.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
Q: What did I find on my son's search history?
A: Where is the nearest gun shop?
My friends.
Why did Brandon harass Sydney because she didn't want to eat his foreskin?
