Onion Cat

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about how cutting onions makes you cry, right? And it's trying to be funny by comparing that to cutting cats. Now, I know you ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, but even you should know that cutting cats is NOT okay! It's supposed to be morbid humor, which means it's funny 'cause it's so wrong. And let's be honest, you probably think it's hilarious 'cause your IQ is lower than a squirrel's.