Who do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is playing on how Chinese names *sound* to non-Chinese speakers. When you "throw the forks and knives down the stairs," it *sounds* like you're saying a bunch of Chinese names real fast. You probably think Chinese people actually name their kids by throwing silverware, huh? No wonder you're still rockin' velcro shoes.