Morbid Jokes

How ISS greets their friend. *You the BOMB*

Two baby seals walk into a club

Your mom is so old she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.

So i was eating this girl out the other day and I GOT AIDS HOW DOES A 9 YEAR OLD GIVE ME AIDS i guess my sister was hanging around the the wrong crowd

You know you have a domestic abuse problem when you beat your dick.

Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!" Soldier: "Let's clear the field!" Officer: "Ok!" *silence*

*explosion*

So a orphon was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked why are you crying?

Then said do you want me to get your parents.

Don't make Iran jokes my mom died by an rocket lancer, She was the best Sharpe shorter in the Iran army.

dick

What's the hardest thing walking through a field of dead children?

My penis.

What’s the most common name for cancer patients

Luke (lukemia)

If your reading this right now Then the jokes on you Because I'm right behind ya Mothafucka!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing because you look like a monkey

No Seriously

I'm right behind ya

the moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.

One day I went to my friend's apartment and he told me to make myself home. I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors

Q: what did one one snake say to the other? A: Nothing because they are both dead

I might have to back down on this. Cause it is usually aimed for little children.

A guy told a beautiful girl "hey I want to make love to you if I throw 2000$ when you go to pick it up that's when I'll go is that okay?" She called her husband and he said "okay but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down" Four hours later she shows up to her house and tell her husband "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS"