Morbid jokes

Morbid jokes

Robot

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because he was programmed by the chicken!

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  • Luck

    You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!

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  • Divorce

    What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?

    Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.

    Mamma

    Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!

    Baby

    What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?

    I don't own a Ferrari.

    Cop car

    Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?

    A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.

    Baby

    How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.

    Lip

    I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.

    "Who am I?"

    Dad

    What do Nemo and my dad have in common?

    They both can't be found.

    Arrest

    So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.

    Car

    I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.

    I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"

    Guy

    A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"

    I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."