number 15 burger king foot lettuce the last thing you want in your Berger king Berger is someones foot fungus but as it turns out that might be what you get.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't told her twice already.
my mom said to go do the dishes but she did them before me so i killed myself
I Don’t Know What To Call This Chat
one day there were these 3 cow boys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures well the first cow boy said i tangled with a bull that killed 6 people so i wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands the second cow boy said that's nothing yesterday i was walking on a trale and came across a rattler so i picked it up ,bit its head off and drank all his venom in one gulp the third cow boy remained quiet stering the embers of the fire with his penis
I GAVE UP HOPE AND I LIKED IT!! I TAKE MEDS TO FEEL FANTASTIC! (i kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
Have you heard about the new russian std? Rottsmikokov
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
-My brother
hi my name isn't pi.look up at sky.and wonder why.why are you alive
What starts with 'M' and ends in 'arrige' and is a mans favourite thing Miscarriage this joke never gets old just like the baby
"it never gets old" "just like a sick kid"
whats a mans favorite thing that starts with m and ends with arraige
Miscarriage
if you need to squint to read this... you probably need glasses
my grandpa is an asshole,the fucker deserved to die,the son of a bitch was using his life support,and i needed to change my iphone.
Riddler: riddle me this are you scared of the big black
person: Big black what
Riddler: ...
person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean
Ashes to ashes, Priests prever boys, cause they dont have to shave their asses.
what do you get from childhood drama a ginger with autism
Incest is wincest
Q: What's a pedophiles favorite type of candy? A: Loli-pops.
