Morbid jokes
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
What do you call gun ammunition made out of human babies?
Project-childs.
(Projectiles)
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
No one has my back like my dad.
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.
So apparently, Kurt Cobain's death was mind-blowing.
Dick.
Rowan
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.
Was ist der Lieblingssport eines Deutschen?
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!