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Horny Virgin

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5 years ago ·
  • What to say to a single guy who's insulting you: "Shut up, you horny virgin!"

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    • Insult
    • Guy
    • Virgin
    • Sexuality
    • Relationship
    • Single

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. The joke is all about the comeback. Someone's throwing shade, and the response is to hit 'em where it hurts – calling them out for being both horny and a virgin. It's a sick burn because it suggests they're frustrated and inexperienced. You probably get called those things all the time.

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    REECE

    5 years ago

    FUNNY

    CCrude Sea Lion

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