I told one of my friends your the reason why gene pools have lifeguards
why did hellen kellers dog run away im shure you whould run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf
A girl called me ugly So I drove over her with a car and called her flat
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class So I threw him out the window
Shia mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral what song should you never play? Alphaville - Forever Young
The mom: "Where did Timmy go after exploring that minefield across the road, honey?"
The dad: "Everywhere."
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
(Not originally my joke, I found this joke somewhere a few months back) An Emo kid in a tree falls, at the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kids rope and noose.
What is common with dark humour and unvaccinated kids? - Neither do ever grow old.
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
"what do you want to eat" "You choose" "Children" "What?" *Picks up pot* "You said anything"
A guy told a beautiful girl "hey I want to make love to you if I throw 2000$ when you go to pick it up that's when I'll go is that okay?" She called her husband and he said "okay but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down" Four hours later she shows up to her house and tell her husband "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS"
I'd tell a slavery joke but they've been flogged to death.
My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."
Riddler: riddle me this are you scared of the big black
person: Big black what
Riddler: ...
person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean
why couldnt sally get back up? because she has no friends
Said the man angered to his wife: Now stopp the dann suicide trys! Just look at the gasbill!?
What did the egg say to the tuna
