Misunderstanding

Misunderstanding jokes

Girl

    • It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.

    But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?

    Fish

    • Lil Johnny looked in his pants and couldn’t find his fish, so he started to yell out, "Lil fishy, lil fishy, lil fishy!" They called child support and sent the parents to jail for putting a fish up a child’s butt.

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    • Misunderstanding memes

    Wife

    • Wife: Hi babe. Husband: Hey. Wife: Do you wanna? Husband: YES! Wife: Ok, make sure you have a towel to go to the beach. Husband: WHAT? You mean go to the beach? Wife: Yes, what did you think I meant? Husband: Oh, nothing, bye. Wife: Bye, see you there.

    Sheep

    • A guy walks into the house carrying a sheep and says out loud, "This is the pig I screw when you're on the rag."

    His wife replies, "That's not a pig, it's a sheep."

    He says, "I was talking to the sheep."

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    • Sense

    • I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?

    Hair

    • I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?

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    • Stuff

    • Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.

    Random person: What stuff? 🤨

    Me: What?

    The person: You said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!

    Me: Colourful flamingo fart.

    Hello

    • When did “yo” mean Hello?

    They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."

    Hearing Aid

    • So I'm the cable guy around the neighborhood, and I do everybody's cable. So I walked into this one house, and I noticed a little kid and the mom was upstairs. I was asking where her mom was, and she wasn't answering, and it looked like something was wrong, so I asked if anything was wrong. She didn't answer, so I kind of raised my voice at her, but she still didn't answer, and then I realized the hearing aid in her ear.

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    • Relationship

    • I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.

    I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.

    Brain

    • When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣

    Cock

    • I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.

    Sentence

    • Fritzchen was supposed to remember three sentences. He asks his mother, "Mom, do you have any news?" The mother replies angrily, "Stop it!"

    Fritzchen goes to see his father, who is watching a football match. When a goal is scored, he shouts, "That's it!"

    Finally, he asks his sister, "Sister, do you have anything to say?" She is currently reading a story about a fool and says, "He is the dumbest person in the world!"

    The next day at school, the teacher asks, "Fritzchen, did you learn the phrases?" Fritzchen replies, "Stop it!" The teacher is shocked: "Fritzchen! Don't say that to me. Go to the principal immediately!" Fritzchen shouts, "That's it!" Arriving at the principal's office, he asks, "Who do you think I am?" Fritzchen promptly replies, "He's the dumbest person in the world!"

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    • Sister

    • My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol