Whats a pedafiles favorite holiday Holloween free delivery
my mom told me to make my dad smile and she will give me $100, so i said ''the cowboys are gonna win the superbowl'' he smiled but my mom didn't give it to me, anyways i forgot about my package coming and the mailman came and i said ''i like your hat teal looks nice on you'' and he smiled and my mom gave me $100.
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off then he ask if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah the thing is my mom was coming out the shower naked and when she open the door it was me and the mailman. Now when the mailman sees me he says to me we got something in common we both saw your mom naked.
I get more care packages than Africa
A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Package from Ted Kaczynski B: Package from Te A: BOOM!
2 gays are getting ready for Christmas...they are expecting a big package in the Male!
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday
If you scanned my thigh it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen
a man bought steroids from Amazon.com... he was expecting a big package to cum!!!
I like my boo like I like my packages straight out of the box
