Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.
The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
Why can't religion and science agree
Because science creates skyscrapers and religion combines with skyscrapers
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.
you and your sister always get into a fight a she says "i dont care" then you say right away "about you"
my ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends. so she said i was usless in bed. should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
