ok heres a story about the church the there was 2 parents, then they have a baby, then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his fore head guess he was big headed, sorry if this offends anyone or make this joke bad since i keep writing this
laugh at my joke
i saw my girlfriend walking by i told her wow you look so beautiful and then we started to talk then someone came behind me, she said what are you doing i said im flirting and i remember i was talking to my mom and my girlfriend was HER MOM which is my sister but my girlfriend/sister IS MY WIFE but my mom is my wife too looks like im getting a divorced but which one my girlfriend my mom
johnny make a joke the joke is you because little johnny has a sense of humor because you're an idiot
me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one
i know why nobody like my comment because they got no sense of humor, thats why they dislike it now i know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets laugh =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES