Misunderstanding jokes

This is two heads.

Deaf. "Deep water." ""

- "78 years."

Are you interested again? ""

"If you go ... you are there."

"No. 85 is good."

What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.

My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.

The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"

Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"

Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."

Every time French people greet me, they say "banjo."

Nga, I don't got no fucking banjo.

I meant because.

My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."

The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.

If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?

In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.

Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.

That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:

My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...

...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.

The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.

I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.

14 girls asked me to go out today!

I was in the ladies' toilets...

A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"

The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."

The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"

My wife and I watched the movie Indecent Proposal last night. Afterwards, I asked her if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000. She said, "Sure, but where am I gonna get that kind of money?"

Explain Bear, girl, you're tripping.

I hate "the woke" so much, I got mad when my mom said I "woke" up late for school.

In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.

I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"

Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.