High-Five Aversion

  • I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.

    I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, genius. The joke is that the girl's aversion to high-fives is mistaken for a quirky personality trait, but it's actually a trauma response from an abusive relationship. Get it? Probably not, given you think paying taxes is optional.

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