Deaf man

Deaf Man Jokes

Man

What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?

Nothing.

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  • Man

    A disabled man stands up.

    A blind man says, "You can stand?"

    A deaf man says, "You can see?"

    A mute person says, "You can hear?"

    The disabled man says, "You can talk!"

    Doctor: "What the actual f**k"

    Man

    Paralyzed Man: *gets up* I’m out of here!

    Blind Man: Did that paralyzed man just get up?

    Deaf Man: Did that Blind Man see that paralyzed man get up?

    Mute Man: Did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?

    Dead Man: Did that mute man just say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?

    “Normal” Man: Did that dead man hear the mute man say did that deaf man hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?

    Doctor: *calls 911*

    911 service: 911 what’s your emergency?

    Doctor: Yes, uh, a “normal” person just said that did that dead man just hear a mute man say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see a paralyzed man get up?

    911 service: *hangs up*

    Man

    The deaf man said to the waiter:

    "Mmmm."

    The waiter said, "No English."

    Then the deaf man signed, "F U."

    Man

    There was a deaf man. He was deaf. Ha, sucks for him! (sans undertale)

    Man

    Did you hear about how that deaf man got a ticket?

    It's ok, he didn't either!