Memory jokes
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
Yo mama so old,
her memory is black and white.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
I'll always remember my grandpa's last words.
"Are you getting the knife?"
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.