Memory jokes
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
Yo mama so old,
her memory is black and white.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
I'll always remember my grandpa's last words.
"Are you getting the knife?"
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind