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A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.

This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ

"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."

Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(

Nostalgia hits you like a train.

It's so hard, you can even wake up.

I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.

I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...

You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...

You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.

I will never forget my grandfather's last words:

"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"

What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.

Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.

One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.

Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.

What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?

Nothing, they are both just memories.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?

Nothing. They are both just memories.