Memory jokes
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.
I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
You know who else has dementia?
Comments for answer.
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
Technoblade
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.