Memory jokes

Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?

In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.

"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"

"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"

"Oh, hey, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"

I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"

Doctor: I have bad news.

Man: What?

Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.

Man: Oh, no...

Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.

Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!

Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.

First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.

A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.

This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ

"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."

Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(

Nostalgia hits you like a train.

It's so hard, you can even wake up.

I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.

I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...

If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.

You know who else has dementia?

Comments for answer.

Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.

You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...

You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.

I will never forget my grandfather's last words:

"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"

What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.

Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.

Technoblade

I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.