Memory jokes
I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
My ex.
Me: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?
Bank teller: [eyes wide] Uhhhhh...
Me: *scratches head with gun* Man, I hate it when this happens.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.
I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
You know who else has dementia?
Comments for answer.
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.