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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

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    • A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say "Thank God" and to stop the horse, to say "Hallelujah". The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled "Hallelujah" and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said "Thank God".

    I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts...

    I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.

    I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!

    Patient: "I'm starting to forget things."

    Doctor: "Since when have you had this condition?"

    Patient: "What condition?"

    Why did Jimmy throw the clock out the window? Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who knife-raped his wife.

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    • What's the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus's birth date.

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    • "Knock knock."

    "Who's there?"

    "Steve!"

    "Steve who?"

    Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.

    My friend died from an allergic reaction. He gave me an EpiPen while he was dying, so now I have something to remember him from.

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