Memory Jokes

Fork pierces the flesh. Guided by hunger's demand, Savoury feast waits.

Tines dig deep within, Seeking the sustenance craved, A mealtime delight.

Belly grumbles loud, Yearning for nourishment's touch, Fork answers the call.

Food on the platter, Fork dances with anticipation, To satiate hunger's plea.

Digestion begins, Fork's journey now complete, Nourishing the soul.

Why does the fork go? To bring joy to empty hearts, Satiating needs.

In the stomach's depths, Fork finds purpose and solace, A culinary bond.

With each mealtime tale, The fork carves memories deep, In stomachs it rests.

My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2.

He never talks about it.

My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.

He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.

I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.

When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...

There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?

They left someone for memories!

How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?

What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?

Alzheimer's.

Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.

I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.

Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.

I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.

Oh wait, I'm thinking of...

I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.

But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"

You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.

Yo mama so old,

her memory is black and white.

Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)

Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)

I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:

"You need to park a little closer."

I'll always remember my grandpa's last words.

"Are you getting the knife?"