There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
yo mama so old
her memory is black and white
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
I'll always remember my grandpa's last words.
"Are you getting the knife?"
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
