What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
Yo mama is so fat she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
oh wait i'm thinking of....
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
yo mama so old
her memory is black and white
ill never forget my grandpas last words you need to park alittle closer
I'll always remember my grandpa's last words
Are you getting the knife
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out. It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001, I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child*
I went to visit my childhood home I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories, they said no and slammed the door on me, my parents are so mean.
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
IN memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the jackson Chocolte ice cream, it is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
one day my friend said: i want tacos from Katie's, you? and i said no thanks and she left i never saw her again, today i remember that i saw her name on TV as one of the victems of suicide, then i remember her and I's moto: if i'm dieing you dieing with me you got no chouse, i NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have? Because no one forgets it! :))
id tell a joke about how my mom was abusive but i either forgot everything or she just wasn't there
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag
