My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2.
He never talks about it.
My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2.
He never talks about it.
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
Yo mama so old,
her memory is black and white.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)