Memory

Memory jokes

A daughter asked her mother, “Mom, how do you spell ‘scrotum’?”

Her mom replied, “Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.”

I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"

Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.

Fork pierces the flesh. Guided by hunger's demand, Savoury feast waits.

Tines dig deep within, Seeking the sustenance craved, A mealtime delight.

Belly grumbles loud, Yearning for nourishment's touch, Fork answers the call.

Food on the platter, Fork dances with anticipation, To satiate hunger's plea.

Digestion begins, Fork's journey now complete, Nourishing the soul.

Why does the fork go? To bring joy to empty hearts, Satiating needs.

In the stomach's depths, Fork finds purpose and solace, A culinary bond.

With each mealtime tale, The fork carves memories deep, In stomachs it rests.

My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.

He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.

When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...

There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?

They left someone for memories!

How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?

What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?

Alzheimer's.

I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.

Oh wait, I'm thinking of...

I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.

But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"

You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.