I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
Memory Jokes
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
My ex.
Me: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?
Bank teller: [eyes wide] Uhhhhh...
Me: *scratches head with gun* Man, I hate it when this happens.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.
I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
You know who else has dementia?
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