Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short term memory disorder and dyscalculia so please remember that no-one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
What is it called when a orphanes goes on vacation Answer: He's Making Family memories
Memories: I have ligma. Ligma what? Ligma BALLS.
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven't seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said "Oh no! i forgot the cereal!" then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing they are both just memories
What's the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing they are both just memories
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers. Um. Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
So I was digging up in the garden and I found some treasure I was gunna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀
I’ll never forget the first time we met. But I’ll keep trying.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
Watersharky Music Productions Presents Memories by Conan Gray One, two It's been a couple months That's just about enough time For me to stop crying when I look at all the pictures Now I kinda smile, I haven't felt that in a while It's late, I hear the door Bell ringing and it's pouring I open up that door, see your brown eyes at the entrance You just wanna talk and I can't turn away a wet dog But please don't ruin this for me Please don't make it harder than it already is I'm trying to get over this I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I'm traumatized But you're not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You're all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say "I wish that you would stay in my memories" In my memories, stay in my memories Now I can't say goodbye if you stay here the whole night You see, it's hard to find an end to something that you keep beginning Over and over again I promise that the ending always stays the same So there's no good reason in make believing that we could ever exist again I can't be your friend, can't be your lover Can't be the reason we hold back each other from falling in love With somebody other than me I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I'm traumatized But you're not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You're all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say "I wish that you would stay in my memories" In my memories, stay in my memories Since you came I guess I'll let you stay For as long as it takes To grab your books and your coat And that one good cologne That you bought when we were fighting 'Cause it's still on my clothes, everything that I own And it makes me feel like dying I was barely just surviving I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I'm traumatized But you're not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You're all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say "I wish that you would stay in my memories" In my memories, stay in my memories
THIS IS A RYTHME
jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana
jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said u know u wanna
jill said yes as he grabbed her dress
and they had a little fun
jill forgot her pills so now they have a son
my uncle died in 9/11 he was in the plane that crashed in the feild
me as a 5-year-old: how do you relate to the twin towers friend : what me: everytime I thing of them I feel sad
when i sh one day, my mother told me that it cuter her deep, we both found that very amusing
A police man once said I will never forget 9/11 I said I hope not that’s your phone number
Where's, my sisters friend oh I forgot we are in Alabama
I forgot what a boomerang was oh well it’ll come back to me
