me: brags about my 30 kill streak
the jury: O.o
So a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex, when he gets to the bar he brags about the different sex positions they used and one of the guys says "oh did you do head" and he responded with no I couldn't find the head
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater für at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it
I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week and it said 2-4 years on the box.
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves. Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
My cousin really loves baseball He always Brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors
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Once there was an old lady..... Congratulations stop bragging !!!
