Memory jokes
When you're asked to tell a crazy story, but the first thing that comes up to your mind is a suicide attempt:
"Oh, I don't remember anything in particular. 😅😀"
My husband wants to tell me about my childhood.
Ok, I can't access the panel without the password.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's?
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
I think I may have forgotten the rest of the joke.
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
What vegetable is good for your memory? A carrot, because the last time I had one shoved up my ass, I never forgot about it.
What does it mean if you can remember a girl's eye color?
She had small tits.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."
I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.
My doctor told me I had Alzheimer’s.
I said to him, “I don’t remember asking.”
My first thought when I read Betty Pear's obituary was, "Thank God for Alzheimer's!"
If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.
They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
WJE officially a gone memory.