Memory jokes
What vegetable is good for your memory? A carrot, because the last time I had one shoved up my ass, I never forgot about it.
What does it mean if you can remember a girl's eye color?
She had small tits.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."
I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.
My doctor told me I had Alzheimer’s.
I said to him, “I don’t remember asking.”
My first thought when I read Betty Pear's obituary was, "Thank God for Alzheimer's!"
If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.
They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
WJE officially a gone memory.
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
You will remember reading this for the rest of your life.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.