Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
WJE officially a gone memory
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
You will remember reading this for the rest of your life.
my grandpa was a great pilot. but he died. on September 11 2001
my dad told me a joke one time, when I realized the joke the second tower was hit
Whats the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
I hope you remembered my name since youβll be screaming it later.
President Joesph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to, Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Deleware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place oh well that's politics
John pretended to be a doctor. Motu came to him. He said "I lost my hunger". John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said "Your hunger is back!" Then,Motu said "I lost my taste." John said "Number 1,bring some water." Motu drank it and said "This is petrol!" John said "Your taste is back!" Motu said "I lost my memory." John said "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said "But Number 1 brought water." John said "Your memory is back!"
What did Tupac Homies smoke is ashes
it wouldβve been too tacky to take a shot in his memory
A daughter asked her mother, βMom, how do you spell βscrotumβ?β
Her mom replied, βHoney, you should have asked me last nightβit was on the tip of my tongue.β
i'll never forget my dads last words before he kicked the bucket: "hey, look how far i can kick this bucket!!"
Fork pierces the flesh Guided by hunger's demand Savoury feast waits
Tines dig deep within Seeking the sustenance craved A mealtime delight
Belly grumbles loud Yearning for nourishment's touch Fork answers the call
Food on the platter Fork dances with anticipation To satiate hunger's plea
Digestion begins Fork's journey now complete Nourishing the soul
Why does the fork go? To bring joy to empty hearts Satiating needs
In the stomach's depths Fork finds purpose and solace A culinary bond
With each mealtime tale The fork carves memories deep In stomachs it rests
My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2 He never talks about it.
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade
i loved the twin towers its a shame my dad dident
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
There were four people who went to land... only three returned..... Why??? They left someone for memories!!!!
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
