ME jokes

The legs are soft and delicious.

How much can you earn in Selkan Toko Na Sinsel? Njpopularnijssa bronia jost. My grandma was already eto nasaba of the other sachan without me. Then you will be satisfied.

What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?

Keep away from me-hee-hee.

When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:

Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.

What did the ass say to the joke?

"You crack me up!"

My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(

"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."

I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"

I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.

What's the difference between me and a knife?

One has a point, and the other doesn't.

I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.

Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.

Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”

A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"

What did the mic say to the rapper?

"Don’t DROP me, bro!"

About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."

My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.

Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.

I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.

My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."

"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂

When the washer started running, why did you join me?

Because I had to catch it.