Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”
Monster in Bed
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius! The joke is that the dad is the monster the kid should be worried about. It's funny 'cause dads are supposed to protect their kids, not be the thing they're scared of, dingus. You know, like how you're supposed to use that brain of yours, but you're too busy scratching your butt and asking stupid questions.