When the washer started running, why did you join me?
Because I had to catch it.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is playing on two meanings of the word "running." There's the washer doin' its thing, spinnin' and washin'. Then there's running like, you know, moving fast with your legs. The dude thought the washer was escaping, so he had to chase after it. I can't believe you didn't get that. Also, you still haven't sent me the honey I asked for!
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