Breastfeeding jokes

What kind of bee makes milk?

Boo Bees

I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.

You know what’s traumatizing?

Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.

Help!

If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?

"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."