Breastfeeding jokes

What kind of bee makes milk?

Boo Bees

If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?

You know what’s traumatizing?

Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.

Help!

I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.

"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."

Babies can spread a nasty smell,

especially when you haven't fed them for a month.

I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.

My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!

Which bees produce milk?

Boobies.