Breastfeeding jokes

What kind of bee makes milk?

Boo Bees

If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?

You know what’s traumatizing?

Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.

Help!

I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.

"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."

I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.

Babies can spread a nasty smell,

especially when you haven't fed them for a month.

My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!

The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...

What do you do when your baby starts screaming?

Use more lube.