Breastfeeding jokes

"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."

Ah, son of a bitch, I got the truth stuck on my shoe?!?!

The truth: Breast feeding is like having long sex with your baby. God dammit, I hate the truth!

I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.

Why are skinny people skinny?

Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.

What kind of bee makes milk?

Boo Bees

You know what’s traumatizing?

Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.

Help!

If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?

How do I feed the baby with my pants on?