Breastfeeding

Breastfeeding Jokes

Baby

If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?

Titty

I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.

Mom

You know what’s traumatizing?

Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.

Help!

Habit

"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."