I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.
Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.
Listen up, dumb dumb. You tried to fight a razor, right? You thought you were gonna kick the bucket, but plot twist! You lived! And now you're not just sad, you're pissed. It's funny 'cause you expected one thing (death) and got another (anger).