Math jokes

Why was 9 afraid of 20?

Because 28, 29.

What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.

Why was the math book so sad? Because it was filled with problems.

A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.

Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."

Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."

What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?

Add the "S."

How many times does 47 fit into 9?

Get in the van and find out.

You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.

3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?

Answer: Chi-ca-go

What do you call 8 x 3.14?

Octopi.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.

666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?

Do it in calculator.