The 25+ Best Addition Jokes

Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.

What did the fish 🐟 get on his math test?

A sea plus.

--> I only have 4 moods:

• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you

--> I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything

--> and don't forget the inevitable

• fuck it

-->and for those who have just given up

• fuck

This is beautiful

Maths....

....Addition frustration subtraction aggression depression

What is tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.

I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up

whats 9+10? 21

1+1? two hard.

What's 1 + 1

(6x9)+6+9=69

What is one plus one? It's TOO hard!

2 + 2 is 4, minus one that's 3 quick maths.

Q: What is 9 + 11 A: 9/11

what’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!

Q: what 1+1 2+2 4+4 8+8 name a vegetable

A: carrot🥕

money+money=MONEY

In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills. The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation. The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue. In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.