## Sex

Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.

## Fish

What did the fish đ get on his math test?

A sea plus.

Maths....

## Music

What is tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.

whats 9+10? 21

1+1? two hard.

What's 1 + 1

(6x9)+6+9=69

## One

What is one plus one? It's TOO hard!

## Number

2 + 2 is 4, minus one that's 3 quick maths.

## 911

Q: What is 9 + 11 A: 9/11

## Orphan

whatâs 1+1?? The number of parents orphans donât have!

## Money

money+money=MONEY

## Spell

Q: what 1+1 2+2 4+4 8+8 name a vegetable

A: carrotđ„

## Stick

What's tree + tree? Sticks! (Three + three = six)

## Disney

Things you say before sex, Disney addition:

Have you seen my Mousecatool? Oh Toodles?

## Annoying

"What's 9 + 10?" "21" (lol XD)

Also: "My name Jeff" (Roar XD)

One more thing: Ninga has ligma

## Number

How did number 1 kindly make number 2? I got my ass kicked lets be friends ?

## Rap

What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?

2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac