Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.

What did the fish đ get on his math test?

A sea plus.

Maths....

....Addition frustration subtraction aggression depression

What is tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.

I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up

whats 9+10? 21

1+1? two hard.

What's 1 + 1

(6x9)+6+9=69

What is one plus one? It's TOO hard!

2 + 2 is 4, minus one that's 3 quick maths.

Q: What is 9 + 11 A: 9/11

whatâs 1+1?? The number of parents orphans donât have!

money+money=MONEY

Q: what 1+1 2+2 4+4 8+8 name a vegetable

A: carrotđ„

What's tree + tree? Sticks! (Three + three = six)

Things you say before sex, Disney addition:

Have you seen my Mousecatool? Oh Toodles?

"What's 9 + 10?" "21" (lol XD)

Also: "My name Jeff" (Roar XD)

One more thing: Ninga has ligma

How did number 1 kindly make number 2? I got my ass kicked lets be friends ?

What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?

2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac