Addition jokes
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
Edward Robinson + Grant Wisler = WHAT THE FU**?
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
What's 1 + 1?
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
How did number 1 kindly make number 2?
I got my was kicked, let's be friends?
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
(6x9)+6+9=69
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.