Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
What did the fish 🐟 get on his math test?
A sea plus.
Maths....
....Addition frustration subtraction aggression depression
What is tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up
whats 9+10? 21
1+1? two hard.
What's 1 + 1
(6x9)+6+9=69
What is one plus one? It's TOO hard!
2 + 2 is 4, minus one that's 3 quick maths.
Q: What is 9 + 11 A: 9/11
what’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
money+money=MONEY
Q: what 1+1 2+2 4+4 8+8 name a vegetable
A: carrot🥕
What's tree + tree? Sticks! (Three + three = six)
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
Have you seen my Mousecatool? Oh Toodles?
"What's 9 + 10?" "21" (lol XD)
Also: "My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing: Ninga has ligma
How did number 1 kindly make number 2? I got my ass kicked lets be friends ?
2+2=🐟
