Addition Jokes

Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.

What did the fish get on his math test?

A sea plus.

I only have 4 moods:

• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything

and don't forget the inevitable

• fuck it

and for those who have just given up

• fuck

This is beautiful.

Maths...

....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.

What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.

A collage of screenshots of Scotty Kilmer's YouTube videos. Each video has a different theme: using fuel additives when one can't afford beer, being drunk, and keeping secrets. The word "Secret" is overlaid twice on two different videos. The word "Drunk" is overlaid on one video.

I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.

What's 9 + 10?

1+1? Too hard.

What's 1 + 1?

(6x9)+6+9=69

What is one plus one?

It's TOO hard!

2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.

Q: What is 9 + 11 A: 9/11

what’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!

Q: what 1+1 2+2 4+4 8+8 name a vegetable

A: carrot🥕

money+money=MONEY

In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.

The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.

The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.

In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.