Addition jokes
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
Edward Robinson + Grant Wisler = WHAT THE FU**?
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.
What's 1 + 1?
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
2+2=🐟
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
What’s 10 + 1? = Tyler.
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
Son, what is 1 plus 1?
Dad, I don't know.
Son, it is 2.
Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.