Addition jokes
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
What did the fish get on his math test?
A sea plus.
I only have 4 moods:
• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you
I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:
• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything
and don't forget the inevitable
• fuck it
and for those who have just given up
• fuck
This is beautiful.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.
What's 9 + 10?
21
1+1? Too hard.
What's 1 + 1?
(6x9)+6+9=69
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
money + money = MONEY
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"