Math jokes
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
Why was Hitler bad at math? He could only count to nein.
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.
It was one-sided.
When your teacher explaining stuff
So... here's da scoop, alright... *licks KFC off lips* so, I was caught having sex wit three 6 year olds (girls btw, just in case you guys get mad) and da judge told me I was getting da death penalty, you know what I mean?
I had a last resort to save myself though, you feel me? So I told da judge, I said to him, I said: "Yo honah, 6 + 6 + 6 = 18, you smell me?"
Needless to say, I was announced a fre-e-e-e-e-e-e man after dat, you feel me?
But then, the Predator Poachers nigckas just barged into the courtroom and they said: 4 + 4 + 5 = 13!
Alas, I'm writing this joke from jail, and judging by the look my prisonmate Tyrone is giving me, I'll be writing jokes from hell from now on.
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
3+3=****
What's the best thing about 20-1 year olds... there's 20.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why was 8 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
Here are 20 jokes for you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
How does a bee style its hair? With a honeycomb!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer!
I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.