Division jokes
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.
JFK
Half is definitely a bottom.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division? Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
What was the Roman Empire cut in half by?
A pair of Caesars.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!