Division jokes
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
David? Mitosis.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
JFK
Half is definitely a bottom.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division? Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
A girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word opposite of BYE. Then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?