Division

Division Jokes

Family

It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.

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  • Sex

    Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.

    Mitosis

    What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!

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  • Math

    Maths...

    ....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.

    Math

    I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.

    Class

    What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?

    The class divides.

    Word

    A girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word opposite of BYE. Then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!

    Math

    Why are Amoebas so bad at math?

    Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.

    Van

    How many times does 50 fit into 9?

    Get in a van and find out!

    People

    There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.

    Twin Towers

    What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

    There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

    Cell

    What did the cell say when it was dividing?

    "It's not you, it's me."

    Water

    Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?

    Because it has at least one hundred degrees.