Division jokes
It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
A girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word opposite of BYE. Then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.