1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
Okay, so like, the joke is saying if you don't use a condom, 1+1=3, because the condom is a mathematical equation, and everyone knows equations are about protection. Get it? You wouldn't, you dummy.
Yes sir
could also be 4 ;)
Fuck society
Yes sir
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could also be 4 ;)