Math jokes
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
You are stupid!
Nana
What is 9 + 10?
21
You stupid!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
What did the math book say to the other math book? Wanna hear my problems?
How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?
Calculator!
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?