Math jokes
Calculate my dick, virgins!
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
What’s 10 + 3? = Tyler
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
Memes
FINALLY
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.
Now I got a 31 on the ACT.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight(ate) nine.
IX + X = XXI. So XXI is two legions into one.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
Poop.
quizlet.com/211392116/nc-math-2-honors-end-of-year-test-study-guide-flash-cards/