Math

Math jokes

Alligator

    • Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?

    Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.

    Student: Ok!!

    Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?

    Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.

    Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.

    Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.

    Math memes

    Girl

    • I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

    I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

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    • Act

    • Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.

    Now I got a 31 on the ACT.

    Stereotype

    • An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"

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